In a year over stuffed with big blockbusters that became huge hits and also quite a few that bombed harder than anyone could have predicted, it’s very easy to get lost in that sea. I’m sure there’s little movies that I’ve missed, the truth is I feel I’ve really waned on movies. It might sound odd but often I feel it’s an investment I don’t get much return on. Especially these days when film-makers are lingering around 3 hour runtimes and mostly it feels like they just keep hitting snooze on their alarm clocks.
Everyone raves about Wonder Woman and that’s great, I enjoyed it for the most part and I totally get what everyone was grabbing onto but it was too long. It’s over an hour before something wonderful happens. One could argue, that the movie doesn’t really start until then… when the robes come off and she crosses No Man’s Land. It took me two days to watch the movie, that doesn’t equal a great movie to me.
I thoroughly enjoyed Alien Covenant even though the twist ending went the wrong way, he should have been turned instead of replaced. All of the signs were there, they told you the swap would happen, it would have been a lot better if the audience is like “he swapped with—” but then at the last second pull the rug out.
Similarly, Logan and Get Out were worthy of the hype and sure plenty of room for nitpicking there but the emotional weight of both eclipse any issues. I’m not sure anything outshined the impact of Logan, for those of us who’ve been following along all this time. And the beginning of Get Out before you are let in on the thing is the best suspense and anxiety I’ve ever experienced in film.
The reasons I feel I’ve fallen out of love with movies, is something I unpack a little in the following post about TV but before that, let’s talk about my favorite movie of 2017!
What Happened to Monday
It’s a Netflix original film, starring Noomi Rapace and Willem Dafoe (I’m not sure why they paid him when his role literally could have been filled by anyone— and that’s my one nitpick out of the way). This is a dystopian sci-fi action romp with more than it’s fair share of flair and fun. Most of the dystopian sci-fi genre is dark and dour and fucking mind bleachingly sad, I felt only a hint of sadness in this one. There’s some fairly dark elements about the terrible future but that’s not the focus of the movie. The focus is Noomi Rapace and how much she rules.
It’s just plain fun. Too often popcorn movies try too hard to be something else, something more. This one felt like someone saying “hey I want to have a good time, you wanna have a good time with me? Okay let’s go!”
There’s this really fantastic fight scene about half way through that puts a lot of bigger films to shame.
Also Noomi Rapace rules. Wait, did I say that already?
Other highlights include:
**Mark Ruffalo Hulk-smashing all through Thor Ragnarok. He’s a gift. Thanks, Joss.
**Seeing IT in that tiny theater with the sound allllllllllllll the way up with Aleks (we also saw Thor together cuz she rules, yes more than Noomi)
**Tom Hiddleston’s Metal Gear moment in Kong: Skull Island (gas mask and green mist, he absolutely should play Gray Fox)
**Neill Blomkamp’s OATS STUDIOS short films
**I haven’t seen it yet but Blade Runner 2049 looks incredible. Though it might take me a week to watch it.
**The Infinity War trailer.
**Last but never ever least, Keanu Reeves slaying everyone in John Wick 2. If I ever write a movie, I’m sure that I’ll write a part just for Keanu Reeves because he’s fucking Keanu Reeves. His movies stay with me while everyone else’s seem to leave.
And we’re out of time, don’t say you missed the rhyme.
Next up we have TV, hope you come back to see me.