Yes, this was an episode of television.
And to think I was really feeling the first two episodes, I wrongfully thought it would at the very least stay on that level.
It would have worked so much better to handle the main stories (Sheriff, Refugees as whole, and Lead Homeland Security Agent) every episode with ONE, ONLY ONE, of the D-list and lower stories at a time, per episode. Because having them all going at once is awful. You mow the yard, not blades of grass, and okay you might stop to grab the frisbee that Suzy left behind or the gaggle of rocks that Josiah stacked up but you’re still mowing the WHOLE yard.
This is one of those shows that feels like it’s one step from the lady on Dude Where’s My Car, you know the lady at the fast food window?
AN’ DEN?
A sheriff came.
AN’ DEN?
He was sad.
AN’ DEN?
But he’s Silly Steve Zahn.
AN’ DEN?
So he’s not sad for long.
AN’ DEN?
People washed ashore.
AN’ DEN?
They from the future?
AN’ DEN?
Everyone splits up and does things.
AN’ DEN?
Aren’t you bored?
The end of the episode was the best part. I saw it coming but it was still good.
I’m weak.
Onto the next!
