Review – A Perfect Circle’s EAT THE ELEPHANT

The Thirteenth Step is probably one of my favorite albums of all time. I could take or leave the rest of A Perfect Circle’s discography, I haven’t listened to their third album since around the time it came out. Thirteenth is incredible and strange and haunting and beautiful and ultimately mysterious. There’s no way that new APC music would stand up. Can’t say I ever really wanted more.
My initial reaction to the first new APC tunes they released were: “Yes that is a song.” 100% sarcastic and indifferent to it. I knew I wanted something more but I wasn’t sure what that was. I decided to find out what I wanted, or rather what it was I loved about Thirteenth.
I did so without revisiting the album, not at first. I wanted to see if I could find out what it was from memory. What I discovered was I liked how it seemed to transport me, take me away. There is something otherworldly about Thirteenth and that is infinitely attractive to me. The weird odd mysterious nature of it engulfs me. Something that none of the other albums do.
Including the recently released, EAT THE ELEPHANT. I appreciate the title and abhor the cover.
As I stated above, the few songs I listened to ahead of the album’s release did not inspire any sort of confidence but hearing those songs in context of the album make them a lot better. It’s not a bad album. I’ve been listening to it a lot more than I thought I would. The first couple listens were difficult because the first four songs are one block, they feel like they belong together and then there’s an abrupt jarring album killing change with the fifth song. Which worsens with the following track. The album is ten times better with those two removed from the playlist.
So my advice is to just delete “So Long and Thanks for All the Fish” (track 5) and “TalkTalk” (track 6) that way the album keeps a more tighter sound. And a much more satisfying runtime of about 48 minutes.
Overall, it’s a chill album on its own merits and I don’t have anything negative to say about it besides the bit about the cover. I’ve enjoyed thinking about it in regards to Thirteenth but I’m not sure I’ll be listening to it fifteen years from now like Thirteenth.
I wonder what my life will look like in fifteen years…

Review – Tokyo Ghost

Back in 2006-2008, I was heavy into weekly comics. I was making decent money and not doing an abundance of drugs, nor was I faced with any real responsibilities. So it wasn’t anything to drop more than $60 a week on comics. Around this time, Marvel was doing the ‘Dark Reign’ banner books, one of which was a new Punisher series written by Rick Remender. I remember seeing the name and thinking “that’s a cool name”, upon opening the book I was instantly hooked. I loved every second of that run, yes even the Franken-Castle bits. That was actually my favorite. It was only recently I became aware of the hate for that story. Before Rick completed his run, I was pulled away from comics—that’s a story for another time. The point is, I never forgot his name and a handful of years ago I came across a couple of his Image books, notably Black Science which is a benchmark for comics. It is incredible. I dare you to not get hooked.
I finally got around to reading Tokyo Ghost last month and I savored it. Soaked in the art across the 8×12 large hardcover that is absolutely perfect. This is a big story. Very stylish and cinematic. The first couple issues are dripping with this humor that I wasn’t expecting but quickly the real emotional hooks of the relationship between Debbie Decay and Led Dent stuck themselves into me.
It’s a story about dependency, whether that is on technology or other people or power or anything else. It’s all present here. I really related to a lot of it. Rick does a great job of putting in things in his stories that are relatable but I think this is the one that hit me the hardest.
The art by Sean Gordon Murphy and Matt Hollingsworth is nothing short of incredible. It pulls you in and doesn’t let go. There are car chases and sword fights and everything anyone could ever want. It’s really something to behold. You just have to look at the covers to get a glimpse of the style that is all over this book.
I have been paying attention to Hollingsworth for some time now and it’s really impressive the depth of his skillset. I’m not an artist, I don’t pretend to know what he actually does, it’s apparent that there’s a lot that goes into his coloring. Just comparing this book to Seven to Eternity (another fine Rick Remender product) really displays a lot. He is able to lift these books to heights I’m not sure they’d achieve without him.
So I’d like to thank Frank Castle for putting me onto Rick Remender and I’d like to thank Rick for putting me onto some of the greatest artists working in comics today. If we’re in a golden age of television then it’s a fucking platinum age of comics.
Read Tokyo Ghost, it’s not just flash and noise, sure it has that but there’s also a point. Sharing art is the meaning of life. Tokyo Ghost starts with a needle drop, what more could you ask for?

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I literally can’t say enough good things about this.

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Review – The Crossing episodes 7 through 11

I’ve said pretty much all there is to say about this show. Actually, no I’ve said more than should be said about it. Three episodes from the end was when there were actually stakes in place. So that’s eight hours of TV with no stakes— it just existed. You’d be better off watching a squirrel for any amount of time. There’s more excitement and urgency in that.
I have enjoyed the process of reviewing the show, even if I’m only talking to myself about it. It’s been a very good lesson about stakes and throughlines in stories. If there’s one thing my in progress novel is lacking is clear stakes which is a direct result of the problems I’ve had with the throughline of the story, something I’ve only just really hammered into place.
The Crossing is about 6-7 episodes too long. If they trimmed it down to a four part miniseries, I think it could have been great. Most of the storylines are resolved at the end here and there’s not a huge opening for more stories. But that could just be that they beat the care right out of me.
I have watched worse things and I really did enjoy Steve Zahn’s character. It’s upsetting that there wasn’t more on that level. I wish the show lived up to the really striking logo/title image. Just once would have been enough.

Review – The Crossing episode 6

I don’t hate this show but I am at the point where I cringe every time I sit down to watch it. It’s bad but I’ve watched 3 seasons of Agents of Shield… There are things I like, a lot. For example, Steve Zahn’s character is great and there’s some depth there. It’s just used incorrectly.
This episode like the previous one is mostly a flashback. Yeah I don’t know why they are doing it either. This time it’s about Zahn’s back story which is far more interesting than I expected. I wish everything fired on the level that the Sheriff does. He’s the only thing keeping me interested.
The premise is strong, it’s just not executed well at all. All these people come from the future to escape enslavement and they are okay with being enslaved here? It doesn’t make much sense. It would take a certain kind of person to go along with the time travel thing and so far I haven’t seen anyone in the group of refugees that comes close to being that kind of personality.
These past two episodes have been so focused on the past that it really illuminates the lack of a real engine for this show. I have no real sense of what these people are running from or what they thought would happen once they came to this time. Did they just jump in the portal or whatever because there was nothing else? Did they want to come here only to live out the rest of their lives?
The highlight of the episode and the whole show is the Sheriff. The shit he pulls at the end is greaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt and surprising and if they fuck up this cliffhanger I’m going to be so pissed.
(Sidebar, The show has been canceled, as expected. The rest of the season will air, there’s only a few more to go. And I will continue this adventure of reviewing this show.)

Review- The Crossing episode 5

I thought the previous review was short…
The synopsis for this episode is:
“A TERRIFYING TRUTH ABOUT THE MIGRATION IS REVEALED” (I used caps because this is serious)
I watched the whole episode and I did not find the terrifying truth nor was anything “revealed”, they elaborated on things that we knew and didn’t need to see. The filler episode thinks it’s vital!
I don’t know what the point of this show is anymore.

Review- The Crossing episode 4

Yes, this was an episode of television.
And to think I was really feeling the first two episodes, I wrongfully thought it would at the very least stay on that level.
It would have worked so much better to handle the main stories (Sheriff, Refugees as whole, and Lead Homeland Security Agent) every episode with ONE, ONLY ONE, of the D-list and lower stories at a time, per episode. Because having them all going at once is awful. You mow the yard, not blades of grass, and okay you might stop to grab the frisbee that Suzy left behind or the gaggle of rocks that Josiah stacked up but you’re still mowing the WHOLE yard.
This is one of those shows that feels like it’s one step from the lady on Dude Where’s My Car, you know the lady at the fast food window?
AN’ DEN?
A sheriff came.
AN’ DEN?
He was sad.
AN’ DEN?
But he’s Silly Steve Zahn.
AN’ DEN?
So he’s not sad for long.
AN’ DEN?
People washed ashore.
AN’ DEN?
They from the future?
AN’ DEN?
Everyone splits up and does things.
AN’ DEN?
Aren’t you bored?

The end of the episode was the best part. I saw it coming but it was still good.
I’m weak.
Onto the next!

Review- The Crossing episode 3

The highlight of the episode is Georgina Haig (FRINGE).
Okay, review over.
…Oh all right…
My notes while watching this one started out very optimistic and quickly went off the rails. The second episode really pulled me in and this one kicked me the hell out. There are so many things going on in this episode. It’d be like reading a book where every page is a different character.
EVERY PAGE.
I’m hoping this is just one of those episodes that comes along because things have to be set up or opened but as a singular episode… yikes. I mean they tried to put it all together. All the separate stories sort of converge around the halfway mark but then it gets worse. Some how. There’s literally no time to even register what or how I’m supposed to take away or feel from any given moment.
A lot of the episode features the sheriff with his young son who has come to visit. The kid clearly states early on what he wants and the father doesn’t let him have it and somehow the kid seems to have a good day. I guess that’s possible but it bugged me how the kid says “I thought we were gonna go fishing. I want to go fishing.” And the father says, “We will later, I promise.” Does later mean tomorrow? Because they never go fishing. They get ice cream and then it gets to be night and then the kid is kidnapped because we need a cliffhanger, okay.
It all could have been avoided if the father just did what the kid wanted. But then there wouldn’t be an episode…
Oh and there’s this really horrible neck breaking “stunt.” One character grabs another by the throat and snaps his neck, brutally twists it all the way around. Except there’s a hard cut in the middle. So she has him by the throat and twists. Hard cut. And he’s facing the other way now to make it “appear” like it went all the way around.
Please be better. There were a lot of these harsh cuts that just make me wince and turn away from the TV. Which is upsetting since there was a really decent car chase in the previous episode.
My eyes hurt just thinking about it.